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[fierybluebird]

It's that special time of year when baby birds begin hatching, freak Nor-Easters attack the American south, FLOWERS BLOOM, DUCKLINGS QUACK, and High school seniors can't wait to graduate. And Marco, no longer a deputy (because he's a terribad pirate lbr) has a sudden influx of antsyness, and a desire to be passive aggressive at Cassian Andor. AS YOU DO.

So he's going to be teaching Attleton's birds really terrible things. VIDEO HEAVY LINKS:

1) how to swear at people 2) how to rob convenience stores 3) pickpocketing groceries / cigarettes 4) breaking and entering.

You can also suggest things here. Like glitterbombs or general mischievous mayhem. Teaching them to steal jewelry is probably out though, because Marco doesn't want them to get killed and on that note, anyone who suggests "shoot them all on sight" as an option will have a very angry phoenix suggesting they should get a bounty of dead or alive, preferable dead for them. Bird lives > Humans, say what. Marco might the Actual Birds Rights Activist.

This is 100000% opt-in of course, and you can totally surprise me, just have fun with it :333

Comments

[k2so]

MAarco, what the fuck.

KAY HELPS YOU FIND YOUR WAIFU AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM?????

[fierybluebird]

HEY MAN IT IS FINE. THEY WILL BE FRIENDLY HELPFUL BIRBS TO MR. ROBOTO!!!!

[k2so]

THEY ARE GOING TO SIT ON HIS HEAD AND SHOULDERS AS IF HE'S A POLE

;w;

...well his bird pokemon already do that so /shrug.

Is the 'stealing shit from people' part he doesn't like XD

[fierybluebird]

It's just food and smokes. Attend your shit, don't get robbed.

Besides, he needed to teach them piracy somehow.

[mother_of_monsters]

Smoking is bad for birds! Do not teach the animals that, Marco! /humppphhh

Go teach them how to use a boat!

[fierybluebird]

They'll be fiiiiiiiiiine. Birds don't live long enough to get that addicted, and besides, they're not doing the smoking, they're just stealing the smokes to look cool. Freedom!

He would also teach them how to steal shiny arcade shit and give it to kids, but he might have to wait for the boardwalk for that.

[mother_of_monsters]

Freedom....being the mafia bird. Sure okay. I can't guarantee that Dray wont' chase them.

Haha the famous boardwalk XD good idea.

[fierybluebird]

Yes good.

That's okay, Marco doesn't have a problem with Dray. Cats gonna cat.

[mother_of_monsters]

<3

Awww it's nice that Marco understand. Usually Dray sticks to deer and other big animals he hunts in the forest, so most birds are safe from him.

[spacepeterpan]

So is the Doctor going to befriend the black sheep--not actually a sheep, of course, they're still birds--of the family who doesn't want to be rude/felonious and just wants to make friends and hang out?

[fierybluebird]

Yes good. All birbs need friends.

11 should teach it to say nice things instead just to confuse people.

[spacepeterpan]

No worries! He speaks bird.

[singinghuntress]

....Rip's just going to make a few suggestions for swearing in German and maybe a few other languages just for variety.

[fierybluebird]

Boss B)

[priceofmagic]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SYMBOLIC AND LITERAL BRIDGE OF PEACE!!!!

also, my character uai talks to birds, because he's weird. would he be able to find out who is teaching them to misbehave?

[fierybluebird]

HEY HE'S BEING NICE. HE's only teaching them mild harassment :V

Possibly! But your call if "Pineapple king of the birds all hail great captain leader of the flock!!!" translates to Marco. Because Marco is a loser and never bothers telling birds his name, just lets them see him as him. Although depends on the birds too, some might just be loyal (the females are more likely to be protective, but since Marco's riling up the bored males with too much time on their hands....) A lot of them will tell him things like "FREEDOM MOFO!!!!!" and "FUCK THE POLICE" and "REVEEEEENNNNGGE!!!!" and "ANARCHY ANARCHY ANARCHY!!!" so.... *enjoy Uai* ^ However if he watches the network, Marco openly has said all of those. He's got problems. Oh, and if Uai asks around enough at least ONE OF THEM is going to say something along the lines of "The great sparkle legend of yore!!!" and afaik Marco's the only sparkly freak at this time. \:|/ But if Marco finds out from birds tattling, that Uai is asking around he might just pay him a visit all "sup" or tell the birds to glitterbomb him :V

[ubiquitously]

Uai is ready for glitter.

[kalmaleader]

So when does this start and how long does it last?

If Qubine hears enough complaints about the birds causing trouble, he'll want to go hunt some of them for an afternoon snack.

Hey, a dragon's gotta eat. XD

[fierybluebird]

Sppppprrrrrrinnnng. So Today XD Though I imagine it would be a more snowball than "all at once" thing.

And fffff Marco won't fight you Qubine but he will point out snarkily to anyone who talks about it that a dragon in Attleton's skies has to be more havoc wreaking than a pigeon stealing a cigarette XDDD Which he may or may not approve of. anaaaarchy.