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[fierybluebird]

It's that special time of year when baby birds begin hatching, freak Nor-Easters attack the American south, FLOWERS BLOOM, DUCKLINGS QUACK, and High school seniors can't wait to graduate. And Marco, no longer a deputy (because he's a terribad pirate lbr) has a sudden influx of antsyness, and a desire to be passive aggressive at Cassian Andor. AS YOU DO.

So he's going to be teaching Attleton's birds really terrible things. VIDEO HEAVY LINKS:

1) how to swear at people 2) how to rob convenience stores 3) pickpocketing groceries / cigarettes 4) breaking and entering.

You can also suggest things here. Like glitterbombs or general mischievous mayhem. Teaching them to steal jewelry is probably out though, because Marco doesn't want them to get killed and on that note, anyone who suggests "shoot them all on sight" as an option will have a very angry phoenix suggesting they should get a bounty of dead or alive, preferable dead for them. Bird lives > Humans, say what. Marco might the Actual Birds Rights Activist.

This is 100000% opt-in of course, and you can totally surprise me, just have fun with it :333

Comments

[spacepeterpan]

So is the Doctor going to befriend the black sheep--not actually a sheep, of course, they're still birds--of the family who doesn't want to be rude/felonious and just wants to make friends and hang out?

[fierybluebird]

Yes good. All birbs need friends.

11 should teach it to say nice things instead just to confuse people.

[spacepeterpan]

No worries! He speaks bird.