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[fierybluebird]

It's that special time of year when baby birds begin hatching, freak Nor-Easters attack the American south, FLOWERS BLOOM, DUCKLINGS QUACK, and High school seniors can't wait to graduate. And Marco, no longer a deputy (because he's a terribad pirate lbr) has a sudden influx of antsyness, and a desire to be passive aggressive at Cassian Andor. AS YOU DO.

So he's going to be teaching Attleton's birds really terrible things. VIDEO HEAVY LINKS:

1) how to swear at people 2) how to rob convenience stores 3) pickpocketing groceries / cigarettes 4) breaking and entering.

You can also suggest things here. Like glitterbombs or general mischievous mayhem. Teaching them to steal jewelry is probably out though, because Marco doesn't want them to get killed and on that note, anyone who suggests "shoot them all on sight" as an option will have a very angry phoenix suggesting they should get a bounty of dead or alive, preferable dead for them. Bird lives > Humans, say what. Marco might the Actual Birds Rights Activist.

This is 100000% opt-in of course, and you can totally surprise me, just have fun with it :333

Comments

[k2so]

MAarco, what the fuck.

KAY HELPS YOU FIND YOUR WAIFU AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM?????

[fierybluebird]

HEY MAN IT IS FINE. THEY WILL BE FRIENDLY HELPFUL BIRBS TO MR. ROBOTO!!!!

[k2so]

THEY ARE GOING TO SIT ON HIS HEAD AND SHOULDERS AS IF HE'S A POLE

;w;

...well his bird pokemon already do that so /shrug.

Is the 'stealing shit from people' part he doesn't like XD

[fierybluebird]

It's just food and smokes. Attend your shit, don't get robbed.

Besides, he needed to teach them piracy somehow.

[mother_of_monsters]

Smoking is bad for birds! Do not teach the animals that, Marco! /humppphhh

Go teach them how to use a boat!

[fierybluebird]

They'll be fiiiiiiiiiine. Birds don't live long enough to get that addicted, and besides, they're not doing the smoking, they're just stealing the smokes to look cool. Freedom!

He would also teach them how to steal shiny arcade shit and give it to kids, but he might have to wait for the boardwalk for that.

[mother_of_monsters]

Freedom....being the mafia bird. Sure okay. I can't guarantee that Dray wont' chase them.

Haha the famous boardwalk XD good idea.

[fierybluebird]

Yes good.

That's okay, Marco doesn't have a problem with Dray. Cats gonna cat.

[mother_of_monsters]

<3

Awww it's nice that Marco understand. Usually Dray sticks to deer and other big animals he hunts in the forest, so most birds are safe from him.