+1 actual murderer

[sarcaskick]

BACK IN (MERCURY) BLACK

Sup guys! Tim here, after a pretty lengthy absence, bringing back Mercury Black from RWBY to ruin everyone's good moods. The last time he was here he did some things that were questionably not nice (murder) and in-canon he's since played a major part in making some real awful shit go down (more murder). He will be taken from the very end of Volume 3, so if you want me to avoid spoilers when tagging you let me know! That being said his icons kind of contain some spoilers as well, so be careful of that.

For the uninitiated, Mercury is a sarcastic asshole with homicidal tendencies, a loyal stooge servant of Cinder Fall, and the boy has some killer legs. Literally, he kills people by kicking them to death with gun-boots. I love this canon.

Anyone looking to get in contact with me can reach out to my plurk at gottacatchemall, my aim at lambdadriving, or just pm me here! Looking forward to playing here again, and I'm so sorry

Comments

[beacane]

oh my god ozpin's week is literally the worst

[beacane]

he can deal tho hello friend

[sarcaskick]

Hello my fellow silver-haired chum, are you ready to engage in some friendship exercises? What a swell time we will surely have together, yes sir

[beacane]

ozpin would love to make friends with you if friends involves asking why the hell do you keep trying to kill his students jfc

[sarcaskick]

okay but if he can answer that question with a question

why are your students so murderable

[beacane]

do you enjoy having legs mercury because ozpin can forget his friendship is magic pacifism and do things the james ironwood way

[sarcaskick]

i would have been a huntsman like you until i took a father to the knees

[beacane]

[sarcaskick]

[beacane]

once more

with feeling

he totally 100% gets it why qrow drinks

[sarcaskick]

hey what a coincidence you know who else drinks





i mean
used to

[beacane]

he's not swapping out alcoholic besties he's too fond of the one he has




for some god forsaken reason

[sarcaskick]

well the guy i was referring to is literally a corpse now, so

idk if he'd want to make that swap even if he could

[beacane]

no ozpin is allergic to child abusers thanks he'll stick to his favorite garbage child rather than swap out for a literal dumpster fire