+1 actual murderer

[sarcaskick]

BACK IN (MERCURY) BLACK

Sup guys! Tim here, after a pretty lengthy absence, bringing back Mercury Black from RWBY to ruin everyone's good moods. The last time he was here he did some things that were questionably not nice (murder) and in-canon he's since played a major part in making some real awful shit go down (more murder). He will be taken from the very end of Volume 3, so if you want me to avoid spoilers when tagging you let me know! That being said his icons kind of contain some spoilers as well, so be careful of that.

For the uninitiated, Mercury is a sarcastic asshole with homicidal tendencies, a loyal stooge servant of Cinder Fall, and the boy has some killer legs. Literally, he kills people by kicking them to death with gun-boots. I love this canon.

Anyone looking to get in contact with me can reach out to my plurk at gottacatchemall, my aim at lambdadriving, or just pm me here! Looking forward to playing here again, and I'm so sorry

Comments

[unhappy]

you're not sorry at all

[sarcaskick]

I am such a fucking liar

forgive me Father for I have sinned

[unhappy]

there there sweet child i forgive you

[sarcaskick]

man you really shouldn't tho

[unhappy]

yeah but who is emerald going to hit really hard in the arm if i don't

[sarcaskick]

...

roman?

[unhappy]

but he's gross????
also he hits back :(

[sarcaskick]

girl do your illusions thing idk make it work
just
wear some gloves to keep the grime off

[unhappy]

it's just not as satisfying

[sarcaskick]

then literally punch a trash can, it's the next best thing after this garbage child

[unhappy]

ok but she'd rather just punch the garbage child
or fill his oil can with honey or something idk

[sarcaskick]

is this leading up to her seeing him and going "SWEET legs bro"

[unhappy]

nah, but it looks like he's in a bit of a sticky situation. :) :) :)

[sarcaskick]

Emerald Sustrai's body was never found

[unhappy]

totally worth it

[beacane]

oh my god ozpin's week is literally the worst

[beacane]

he can deal tho hello friend

[sarcaskick]

Hello my fellow silver-haired chum, are you ready to engage in some friendship exercises? What a swell time we will surely have together, yes sir

[beacane]

ozpin would love to make friends with you if friends involves asking why the hell do you keep trying to kill his students jfc

[sarcaskick]

okay but if he can answer that question with a question

why are your students so murderable

[beacane]

do you enjoy having legs mercury because ozpin can forget his friendship is magic pacifism and do things the james ironwood way

[sarcaskick]

i would have been a huntsman like you until i took a father to the knees

[beacane]

[sarcaskick]

[beacane]

once more

with feeling

he totally 100% gets it why qrow drinks

[sarcaskick]

hey what a coincidence you know who else drinks





i mean
used to

[beacane]

he's not swapping out alcoholic besties he's too fond of the one he has




for some god forsaken reason

[sarcaskick]

well the guy i was referring to is literally a corpse now, so

idk if he'd want to make that swap even if he could

[beacane]

no ozpin is allergic to child abusers thanks he'll stick to his favorite garbage child rather than swap out for a literal dumpster fire

[cleanlevis]

Oh, who let you back in.

(we never threaded, but I never took him from Levi's cr list)

Welcome back! I'm AL and I play Levi, Loki Laevatein, Sousuke Yamazaki and Tohru Adachi.

[sarcaskick]

oh god i was just about to go to sleep for the night but seeing him on that list cracks me the fuck up

thank you

thank you so much

[takingaway]

Well I guess we accidentally talked you into completing CRME~ amazing, because I missed you and your amazing guy. Also you made me realize I forgot the line "I'm so sorry" from Cinder's OOC intro because that should've been there. Oooops, guess I'm not that sorry for her everything after all.

You know aside from her, I still play my three, who were some of the actually really sad people to see Armin dying. Needless to say they won't be excited to see Mercury again but then Cinder is going to be thrilled to see him this time, so yay?! :D

[sarcaskick]

Don't worry boss - even if Ozpin gets his gross goody-two-shoes hands on Emerald, you've always got one henchman happy to do some killing.

A bit too happy to do some killing, depending on who you ask.

[takingaway]

We need to get Em back into the villains line and feeding fireballs or something to Ozpin for trying that is tempting. At least she can always trust Mercury.

Sounds perfect, she won't even try to stop him that much or at all this time. Who even needs patience these days...

[fallsuccession]

Dick.

Nojkilu

[sarcaskick]

but y u mad tho

[fallsuccession]

Gee I wonder. I REEAALLLLLYYYYYY wonder.

[sarcaskick]

pshaw! I'm sure they can be just the best of chums

[evenglass]

Nice to see you and your Merc make a comeback! I'm Val, btw. I play a couple of OCs here, and I look forward to tagging you someday!

[sarcaskick]

whoops thought i replied to this already-- Nice to be back, Val! Looking forward to it as well and I apologize in advance for this little shit

[fade_to_black]

Oh this....great.

[sarcaskick]

heeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty