Welcome one Russian Mafia boss

[fry_bitch]

Hello! My name is Mech and I bring in the oh so lovely and psychotic Balalaika from Black Lagoon! For those who are not familiar with her canon, she's a wonderfly psycho scary Russian Mafia boss. She takes no crap from no one and has no problem with watching people bleed out in front of her.

Ya. She's not a nice person at all. You can find me on plurk (I am nicer than Bala here~) at plushietaco!

Comments

[fry_bitch]

Bala doesn't do hugs. She is not a hugger. Hugging her will most likely get broken bones or something. No touchy the mafioso.

[koishi_komeiji]

Its... really hard to make koishi not do something. She is driven by pure impulse and if she decides someone needs a hug she's gonna try. Fortunately she's a youkai so her bones are really hard to break. I mean she survived getting hit by a tank. x3

[fry_bitch]

Hehe. Bala will dodge hugs. She's epic like that. :3

[koishi_komeiji]

but... but Koishi is a bullet hell boss D:

Also she has tentacles... eight of them... approximately 24-ish (give or take) feet long

[fry_bitch]

Don't underestimate the Russian. :3

[koishi_komeiji]

oh I wont. I know exactly how badass Balalaika is. I loves her lots xD. But I'm just warning you that letting the ancient flesh eating monster of myth and legend have her hug is probably a good idea. She's very soft~

And then you can ask her to help you dispose of corpses and things. Because Koishi never turns down free food.

[fry_bitch]

Once she learns about corpse disposal...she'll start to like Koishi. Bala's just not a touchy feely person. Hehe. It will be very interesting.

[koishi_komeiji]

well it depends if Balalaika knows what a "youkai" is. Considering its a blanket term akin to "monster" she very well might have. And youkai are well-known for eating humans. And if not once Koishi introduces herself I can see bala looking it up... no one else seems to look it up ...

[fry_bitch]

Bala likes to have all the information. Since she doesn't have her men here, she's likely to do all the looking up herself.

[koishi_komeiji]

Excellent. You'll probably have to contact Satsuki in order to borrow Koishi. She's pretty specific on what she will and will not do though. But that can be worked out as things go along.