Welcome one Russian Mafia boss

[fry_bitch]

Hello! My name is Mech and I bring in the oh so lovely and psychotic Balalaika from Black Lagoon! For those who are not familiar with her canon, she's a wonderfly psycho scary Russian Mafia boss. She takes no crap from no one and has no problem with watching people bleed out in front of her.

Ya. She's not a nice person at all. You can find me on plurk (I am nicer than Bala here~) at plushietaco!

Comments

[frostheartedrose]

I've only seen clips but i'd probably watch just for her and the taiwanese chick!

[fry_bitch]

The show is very very violent and profanity laden, so be careful if that's not your kind of thing. I love it.

[frostheartedrose]

I figured from the clips, but I was in the military once... You should hear me in the car now and then!

Also, I play Bridget here. She's a 1300-year old vampire-like alien mix who could probably top Balalaika for cold and calculated measures in some situations, she just happens to do so wearing a corset and attempting to keep her language a bit cleaner. And she only tops 5 feet when she's wearing heels...

Also, derp moment aside, I'm givemetea on plurk, just send you an add request.

[fry_bitch]

Awesomesauce. I shall add you in just a moment. Just got back from switching laundry. I'm not sure if anyone can top Bala for coldness. I mean...damn it. Can't say cause it's a spoiler. A rather large one.

[frostheartedrose]

Bridget's been in charge of keeping her species alive for the last thousand years, I'm really curious as to how much of a 'noble/semi-honorable Balalaika' she is when shit hits the fan... A Balalaika with magic, telepathy, and a nearly indestructible body. >.> I figure they might actually bond over vodka or become frenemies... Wait, that might be canon? XD

And so totally willing to be taunted into watching the series with teasers rather than spoilers...?

[fry_bitch]

I'm not good with teasers. But there is an arc that centers around Balalaika. Actually 2. The first shows just really how cold Bala can be, the other shows what she does in a foreign country, Japan.

[koishi_komeiji]

And then Balalaika met Koishi. The cutest eldritch abomination ever. Fortunately she's harmless if you don't try to attack her or anything. Bala will probably realize that pretty quick considering how smart she is.

Expect hugs though. Koiball loves hugs.

I also play Sakuya (Think Robera + Dio Brando and you're on the right track) and I play Charlotte from Madoka Magica. :3

[fry_bitch]

Bala doesn't do hugs. She is not a hugger. Hugging her will most likely get broken bones or something. No touchy the mafioso.

[koishi_komeiji]

Its... really hard to make koishi not do something. She is driven by pure impulse and if she decides someone needs a hug she's gonna try. Fortunately she's a youkai so her bones are really hard to break. I mean she survived getting hit by a tank. x3

[fry_bitch]

Hehe. Bala will dodge hugs. She's epic like that. :3

[koishi_komeiji]

but... but Koishi is a bullet hell boss D:

Also she has tentacles... eight of them... approximately 24-ish (give or take) feet long

[fry_bitch]

Don't underestimate the Russian. :3

[koishi_komeiji]

oh I wont. I know exactly how badass Balalaika is. I loves her lots xD. But I'm just warning you that letting the ancient flesh eating monster of myth and legend have her hug is probably a good idea. She's very soft~

And then you can ask her to help you dispose of corpses and things. Because Koishi never turns down free food.

[fry_bitch]

Once she learns about corpse disposal...she'll start to like Koishi. Bala's just not a touchy feely person. Hehe. It will be very interesting.

[koishi_komeiji]

well it depends if Balalaika knows what a "youkai" is. Considering its a blanket term akin to "monster" she very well might have. And youkai are well-known for eating humans. And if not once Koishi introduces herself I can see bala looking it up... no one else seems to look it up ...

[fry_bitch]

Bala likes to have all the information. Since she doesn't have her men here, she's likely to do all the looking up herself.

[koishi_komeiji]

Excellent. You'll probably have to contact Satsuki in order to borrow Koishi. She's pretty specific on what she will and will not do though. But that can be worked out as things go along.

[banishment]

hello mech! i'm tamzin, the game's resident html ninja in a co-mod suit, and i play the following characters. welcome to genessia! ♥

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        ★ zuko | avatar: the last airbender (banishment)

[weavemyownfate]

Oh wow! I am not familiar with the canon itself but I know she is bad news bears. I am in awe!

Welcome to the game! I'm Justy I play this here Satsuki and... Uh. Yeah. I hope you have fun. :D

[watertricks]

Oh, hi! I love Balalaika so I'm super stoked to have her here in-game! I'm Val, I play Muse here, and Izumi Nase from Kyoukai no Kanata. I got another one coming in who might get along with Bala, we'll see!

Also, I used to have you on Plurk but I cut you off (it wasn't personal or anything) when I did a Plurk cut. I've been meaning to ask to add you again but I'm as shy as a kitten, so I'd like to have you back if that's alright! _:(´□`」 ∠):_