+1 angry newsie and +1 cranky effing death god

[deaths_head]

Hi, gang! I'm EC! You may know me from my hit films "Your Gall Bladder And You" and "The Birds, The Bees, And The Paramecium!"

...what? You don't? Oh, well then--nope! Nevermind, forget I said anything. >.>

In all seriousness, I followed Mouse and Allie here and this place looks supercool. I'm bringing you the very mouthy, very angry, very artsy Jack Kelly from NEWSIES the musical, with some awesome past CR. In addition? I'm foisting upon you bringing you my big grumbly bear of a death god, the Shade. The TL;DR? Formerly Josiah Cole, Wild West mortician with unchecked magic that got tricked by Death and killed so Death could bust him out of Hell and make him a footsoldier. Instead, he learned some tricks, pissed off Satan, impressed the Lord, and became a minor god with his own slice of the afterlife in the badlands of Limbo. He's very cantankerous, very ornery, and VERY TALL (for those who don't know pro wrestling, his PB the Undertaker is 6'10", and when he's impersonating a mortal he's about that tall. Get him in a godly moment and he's over seven feet. He likes to think he's scary scare people. >.>)

However, please send your pups to meet both my people! Jack's a softie, and the Shade Cannot With You Living People, What Are You Even, and if you're tiny and adorable enough? He'll probably adopt you. Or something. Shhh. >.>

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm wildly excited to have the Shade go sit in a corner and glare at everyone. Jack, meanwhile, is going to try to figure out what the hell someone's talking about the first time they call him a 'used care salesman.'

Mwah!
-EC
for Jack and the Shade

Comments

[blueberryprincess]

Evie says hey, blue eyes.

[goodolcapnjack]

Well, hello there.

[blueberryprincess]

This will be a beautiful reunion full of kissing and hugging and being near tears from joy.

[wearenotbroken]

Well, hi.

[deaths_head]

GASP. EGAD. SHOCK. HOW U GET HEER.

[wearenotbroken]

I DON'T KNOW, I WAS TAKING A RIGHT...SOMEHOW WENT LEFT...TURNED IN CIRCLES AND HERE I AM

[deaths_head]

SHOULD HAVE TAKEN DAT LEFT TURN AT ALBEQUERQUE.

[wearenotbroken]

DANGIT, I KNEW IT

[storiesofmyown]

Lexie, is that you? *pokes at* It's Allie.

[fondofapples]

Hello, lovely. It me. I have Regina (obvi), Sam Winchester, and Martha Jones here.

Who is this other lovely new person?

[deaths_head]

Martha? MARTHA! Awesome looking DW people need to stop showing up. I'll be tempted to play Eleven if he's not already here. AND I AM ASKEERT TO PLAY ELEVEN. XD

As for the other lovely new person--do you mean the Shade? Or the other amazeballs individual I am squeeing at? :P

[storiesofmyown]

Martha! :)

We have Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Rose, Gwen, Jack, River, Jenny, Sarah Jane, and Davros now, I think in Gen's Who cast. We had Donna, but she left recently, and Amy and Rory were here awhile ago.

No, I know Shade from Boomtown, m'love. It's the other human person you were squeeing at in this thread I didn't know!

[deaths_head]

Oooooh! *has an inner Rory* >.>

Actually, you DO know her. From such hit films as "GYO: A Scandal In LJLandia" and "Lydia Martin: Ghost Whisperer." >.> <.

[storiesofmyown]

Wait.

LEXIE? She did message me on Discord. Now I'm going to have to plague her.

[torsion]

tl;dr taker

[torsion]

fuck yeah

[torsion]

no legit i'm hype what a good pb ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[deaths_head]

The obsession began when I was eight and he scared me pissless by putting his opponents into body bags. Now...I have THIS asshole in my brain and I have a problem and I DO NOT WANT TO GET WELL. >.> XD

[borntolove]

Hi ~ I'm Blue. Glad to meet another friend of Allie's :D

My two pups are; 10th Doctor from Doctor Who and Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Welcome to the game :D

[deaths_head]

ALLIE IS BEST ALLIE AND ANY FRAND OF HERS IS A FRAND OF MINE. :p

You are awesome for having Ten. Eleven is my Doctor, but ohhhh, Ten. TEN.

Billie Piper got me sick like three years ago XD

[borntolove]

DAwww thanks <3

And right back at you about that frand thing :3 <3

[spoiledbugboy]

Hello, it is me the person that messaged you with that Shermie account!!

I play this loser bug loving boy + the character I mentioned I wanted to throw at Shade is this eldritch abomination, I hope Josiah enjoys his absolutely dreadful outlook of life!

[deaths_head]

OH LOOK IT'S THE AWESOME PERSON. COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU. XD

The Shade is going to adore that guy. He's going to gravitate to his fellow broody crankballs and lead a chorus of shouting for all these damn kids to get the hell off his lawn. XD

BRING ME GOLDUST

[spoiledbugboy]

I actually started thinking about a backstory and whatnot for the Goldust character so THIS IS HAPPENING.

Zero will be happy to join Shade into repelling kids from the lawn, since bright and cheerful things are the bane of his existence jahgfhjaf

[immortalrose]

As soon as I seen the PB, I already knew this OC was going to be epic as hell.

Nice to meet you, EC. I'm Cereza and I play Augustine G. Vlad Tepes (this guy here), dhampir demon summoner who's allegedly Dracula's grandson and Tsukihito Yukimuria (tsukihito), the fallen moon god. Both are original characters of mine that I've been writing about for awhile.

Can't wait to see what Jack does in this game. I already can picture him haunting Everglade.

[deaths_head]

Great to meet you, Cereza! Your bloodsucky guy sounds fabulous, and I can't wait for both my kids to meet him. Damn, he makes me want to bust out my own vampire. Ninety year old homicide detective in a world where the supernatural is real and he accidentally became a civil rights leader for the undead back in the Seventies. Your boy would make his brain hurt, it would be epic. XD

[immortalrose]

Bring the vampire! Soon there will be enough vampires to start their own colony in Everglade. /frolics

Augustine is already making the other Vlads' brain hurt by being fabulous. I'm sure the dhampir can squeeze in one more person to tortureamaze. lol In all truth, Augustine actually befriended two of the Vlads. Just the evil Count Dracula remains.

Man, hurry up and make a post! Jack needs a bad ass intro.

[blueberryprincess]

Seconding this for reasons.

[alwaysimpaled]

A+ choice on the PB my dude. /has been a huge Taker fan for the last 30 years

[brat_from_hell]

Phibrizzo is the 5000 year old lord of death and the afterlife in his universe and takes on the form of a cute wide-eyed little boy, so he should definitely meet the Shade.