It's that special time of year when baby birds begin hatching, freak Nor-Easters attack the American south, FLOWERS BLOOM, DUCKLINGS QUACK, and High school seniors can't wait to graduate. And Marco, no longer a deputy (because he's a terribad pirate lbr) has a sudden influx of antsyness, and a desire to be passive aggressive at Cassian Andor. AS YOU DO.

So he's going to be teaching Attleton's birds really terrible things. VIDEO HEAVY LINKS:

1) how to swear at people 2) how to rob convenience stores 3) pickpocketing groceries / cigarettes 4) breaking and entering.

You can also suggest things here. Like glitterbombs or general mischievous mayhem. Teaching them to steal jewelry is probably out though, because Marco doesn't want them to get killed and on that note, anyone who suggests "shoot them all on sight" as an option will have a very angry phoenix suggesting they should get a bounty of dead or alive, preferable dead for them. Bird lives > Humans, say what. Marco might the Actual Birds Rights Activist.

This is 100000% opt-in of course, and you can totally surprise me, just have fun with it :333

Hey guys, I am Carbon and I am bringing in a surly magician from Chrono Trigger. Magus is basically a guy who had a bad childhood and has dedicated his entire life to seeking revenge on a giant parasite for ruining his life. In this process he waged war against humans and turned some loser into a frog but hey that's just all par for the course.

He's not a "bad" guy, he's just... well, he's kind of an asshole.

But anyway, I am so excited to be here with a Chrono Trigger cast!!! Whee!

Hello, all! My name is Dassa, and I bring you a not-as-shy lancer, Nephenee from the Fire Emblem series. In the games, Nephenee's a very shy country farmer turned soldier, who helps that Ike guy that no one's ever heard of beat bad guys up and helped defeat a goddess. She also was pretty afraid about her strong country accent.
But this isn't base Neph, this is one that's been to the land of Equestria in My Little Jamjar and learned about the ~Magic of Friendship~ and helped defeat crazy ponies. She also got herself married and became a princess when she ascended to alicorn status near the end of the game. And she learned her accent was pretty neat.

But aside from not being as shy (generally) and learning life lessons, she's honestly the same country girl who has a bit too much of a fascination with lances :)

Hope to have fun with all y'all! I'm easily reached by my plurk, lilrebbitzen !