Hello! My name is Splat, and I'll be bringing along this narcissistic douchebag, Squidward Tentacles from the ridiculous television series Spongebob Squarepants!
He's a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a popular fast food eatery in Bikini Bottom. He works with and is next door neighbors with Spongebob, the main character in the show. Heβs known to be very cynical, narcissistic, and terrible at customer service. You can often find him reading or taking a nap when heβs supposed to be working. (Though, that's only because he shows little to no enthusiasm for anything that isn't about art, fine dining, himself, or other pretentious things.) Outside of work, he is known to attend art galleries, playing his instruments, (the clarinet in particular being his favorite), or creating art that primarily depicts his own face.
He is usually very mean and callous towards those around him, deeming them to be moronic compared to himself. He hates people in general, so first impressions more often than not will always turn out bad with this guy. However, he will from time to time stand up for someone heβs close to, and border on being nice.
I'm a little nervous, to be honest, but I'm sure I'll get the hang of this place soon enough! If you ever need to contact me, feel free! I'm on Plurk as 'SplatDanger', on skype as 'AromanticSkeleton', and Tumblr as "FinishedWithThoseErrands'!
Thanks for reading! <3
He's a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a popular fast food eatery in Bikini Bottom. He works with and is next door neighbors with Spongebob, the main character in the show. Heβs known to be very cynical, narcissistic, and terrible at customer service. You can often find him reading or taking a nap when heβs supposed to be working. (Though, that's only because he shows little to no enthusiasm for anything that isn't about art, fine dining, himself, or other pretentious things.) Outside of work, he is known to attend art galleries, playing his instruments, (the clarinet in particular being his favorite), or creating art that primarily depicts his own face.
He is usually very mean and callous towards those around him, deeming them to be moronic compared to himself. He hates people in general, so first impressions more often than not will always turn out bad with this guy. However, he will from time to time stand up for someone heβs close to, and border on being nice.
I'm a little nervous, to be honest, but I'm sure I'll get the hang of this place soon enough! If you ever need to contact me, feel free! I'm on Plurk as 'SplatDanger', on skype as 'AromanticSkeleton', and Tumblr as "FinishedWithThoseErrands'!
Thanks for reading! <3
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