Many eons ago, I the shapeshifting demon-

Oh, no. Sorry, wrong script.

But no really, old player returning for round 2, hopefully with my shit a little more together.

It's Squid, with a Big Dumb Asshole! This is Elias Ainsworth from the anime/manga "The Ancient Magus Bride". He's been here once before, and he's going to be a big mopey baby about it because waifu isn't here so heads up, incoming mopey skull faced baby.

If any of you out there are in dire need of some garbage ruining the atmosphere of your plurk timeline, my plurk is squiddly. Please feel free to add me, then regret it immediately.