Hey guys. So a few months back I was briefly here playing some grumpy old man named Artemis Entreri, assassin and honorary drow. Now that life is less weird for me I'm trying this again, only this time with an ACTUAL drow.

This is Kimmuriel Oblodra from the Forgotten Realms novels, a tiny ball of fun that can kill people with his brain. Really. And he's going to try to keep Jarlaxle in line for everyone.

I mean, he's going to fail horribly, but the point is he tried. Feel free to add me on plurk at atomictango if you like.

Levi here, again.

This time I'm bringing you an original character! Eleni Esellia is the Empress of the continent of Crescentia, a world that's sort of a mashup of traditional fantasy, steampunk and Japanese folklore. It was created as a setting for a tabletop campaign, but some of the NPCs ended up getting waaaay more fleshed out than I expected, and Eleni is one of those!

Despite being one of the most popular rulers in history, Eleni actually keeps to herself for the most part. The public sees her as a warm, caring young woman, despite having not aged a day in almost two centuries. The truth is that Eleni is the chosen champion of the Goddess of Silence, and has been blessed with an ageless body. She cannot die of natural causes. The problem is that she can still be killed. And as her father, the previous Emperor was assassinated, this is a very deep-rooted fear for her. The fear that anyone and everyone could be planning to end her life has caused her to grow absolutely paranoid over the last two hundred years or so.

So yes, have fun with the actually kind of shy, spoiled, terrified young woman that's just been thrown into a world that she's not only unfamiliar with, she has no safe place to hole up in.

Feel free to add me on Plurk @ thecaffeinator !~